- Normal people: What a lovely home you have
- Me: Whats your wifi password?
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when going to a friends' house
Source kelikooo -
(via chillax-man)
Source simply-classic-me -
- me: i have homework due tomorrow okay i'll start it soon
- 1 pm: soon
- 3 pm: soon
- 7 pm: any time now
- 10 pm: right now ok
- 12 am: i'll just stay up all night and do it
- 1 am: fuck it i'll take the zero
Source 8----------3 -
(via octobersveryown97)
Source fuckhaters-idomyownthing -
(via mrstealyoogurl)
Source seriously-idgaf -
(via jasminenotaladdin)
Source so-relatable -
- me: does 5 minute work out
- me: expects drastic changes
Source cocon-ut -
follow him. he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend.
he wants to be nice to her and make her famous
he is choosing out of his new followers.(via devotionn-and-desire)
Source y0uinspiredme -
SIKE!
Source gotemcoach -
(via jasminenotaladdin)
Source tollmaster




